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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Aunt Polly Part One

I’m afraid I’ve been out of touch w/ my “studies”, for lack of a better word. Dennis, Trudy O. and their many adventures had to be placed on hold.

I was away on family business. And goodness knows, things are a bit more difficult when traveling now. Checkpoints, quarantines, checkups and the like. A 2 week trip can take up to 5 additional days; just for the sake of safety.

Not that I have any health woes. But if you come from a large urban area, to a rural one…you can bet they’ll take their time checking. Even if you have a small scratch on your hand (as I did—a minor cut which I let go too long w/out ointment—a minor infection, but certainly not a bite or scratch from someone like Dennis—an injury from hanging art @ the gallery where I work--anyway). The detailed questionnaires and invasive tests tend to get a bit trying, but I guess it’s worth it. If there were ever another widespread outbreak (‘cause someone made it past a checkpoint—when they shouldn’t have), we, as a species, probably wouldn’t make it through again. I don’t need to remind you of how many folks we lost in the initial “problem”.

Anyhow, the reason for my absence…I have some sad news to report. I was called away from work (and my life) to attend to a sick relative.

Aunt Polly was a prominent figure in our family. My mother’s own aunt (thus, my GREAT aunt—but she was more than GREAT, she was SUPER! LOL!) was just plain getting old. It didn’t help that in her delicate condition, her nurse was stricken w/ the dreaded sickness and while bathing her, attempted to devour dear Aunt Polly. I never personally liked that nurse (Anita), but she was devoted and trust-worthy. Besides, Aunt Polly adored her. But Anita kept hidden that she had been bitten (apparently only slightly—but that’s all it takes—we still don’t know the details on how she became one of them). On top of that, Aunt Polly insisted on living in her home (in the country no less), even after old age took hold. She never wanted to move to an old folks home, wanted the memory of our extended family and all of our many gatherings in her home over the years. Can’t say I blame her. Going back to the ancient place brings back so many memories. Do you know what divinity is? I’m talking about the candy. The holiday season brought out the baking beast in Aunt Polly, and I’m telling you—that woman was a miracle worker in the kitchen. And her cherry flavored divinity was not something to miss. God bless her.

Well, Aunt Polly was always a pistol, and apparently that stubbornness didn’t fail her in her hour of need. She was able to fend off Anita with her walker (while naked and dripping from her bath), and eventually locked the wretched woman out of the bathroom. It wasn’t until a day or so later, when my uncle Roger showed up to say hello on one of his regular Monday afternoon visits, that this was all discovered. Of course, Roger immediately dispatched Anita with a fire poker (good riddance! Yes, yes, I know…I’m trying to understand these creatures, but Anita was a devil anyway!). By this time, though, my beloved Aunt Polly had fallen prey to the cold and her naked body’s exposure to the ridiculous temperatures (such frigid temps even in the middle of May—that’s the Midwest, I guess. Certainly slows down the zombie though).

She didn’t make it.

It was a blow to the entire family.

There’s definitely more to tell about my time away; mourning and “dealing” with Aunt Polly. Yes, it means exactly what you think it means. For now, let’s just say that I’m emotionally and physically exhausted.

Soon, I will explain…but I still have to formulate my thoughts. It’s a little difficult considering what the family has just been through. At any rate, I’m back. And I’m ready to resume my operations and work toward my goals anew. Dennis and Trudy O. will tell me their tales yet.

And of course, speaking of Dennis, I was given a photograph of something that had been spray painted on the wall of the 3rd floor parking garage (discovered by Leonard) during my time away. No one is certain where it came from, who did it and who the message was meant for.

I have my own ideas.




















Now, it says “Were you go”. My translation is “Where did you go?”

Stay safe, alert and unbitten.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

My Return and Trudy O. Enters the Picture

It's been quite some time since I've posted. Fear not, zombie enthusiasts...I have returned.

I still intend to post my interview with Leonard, my building's security guard. When? Well, that's a damn fine question, isn't it? Unfortunately, no answers right now. More pressing matters.

I've been out of town. Work related journeys.

I asked my Mr. to keep an eye on Dennis in my absence; you know, take some notes, get some photos. Again, my Mr. isn't particularly fond of Dennis, nor of my wish to place myself in danger, even to further this "wacky" experiment. The only information I received upon my return home, was that my Mr. had ample opportunity to "take care" of Dennis.

Sadly, this means he had several chances to run down Dennis with our vehicle (but didn't). There's more to that story it seems. Something underlying in his psyche which makes him despise the living dead so very much. But...that is not the news that brings me back to the keyboard (although we WILL delve deeper into that issue at a future time).

I want to introduce you to Trudy O. At my daily post, where I sell furniture to the high, the mighty, the entitled and the ludicrous, I've come across a new subject. Of course, as with Dennis, I don't know her real name, so I've taken to calling her Trudy O.

Fear not. Dennis will not be left behind for Trudy O. I have so much to learn from Dennis. The thing is...Trudy O. is far different from Dennis. Trudy O. is only infected...but not yet dead. This is an opportunity to study the effects of the infection and examine how a regular person becomes a walking corpse.

It's morbid. Perhaps immoral...watching a person go down in flames. It must be agony for Trudy O. And yet, I don't feel as though I can do anything for her. Certainly the disease she carries isn't something I want to get too close to. We all know in this day and age, that not enough is known about the various infections and bacteria that a zombie may carry...or the viruses carried around by a soon-to-be-zombie. Ohhhh. That just sounded so cold. My apologies.

I want it to be known that I wish to bring about an understanding (I've stated it before) of those dead who walk among us. Trudy O. is on the same track that Dennis must have taken. Since I'm not a scientist, there's nothing I can do to stop Trudy O.'s decline (it seems NO ONE can). But I do hope to give her (and Dennis) some humanity by telling their tales. They were just like you or I...once.

Thank you for your patience in my absence.

Stay safe, alert and unbitten.